My sister is a self-proclaimed procrastinator, and I can attest to this (just ask her when she did her taxes). But the funny thing is she’s trying to overcome this little challenge, so recently purchased a book on procrastination from an Amazon affiliate. One month later, she still hasn’t received the book yet. Upon contacting the seller, he claims he hasn’t gotten around to it yet. This is oozing irony. Maybe he’s reading the book before he sends it?